Can you believe it? I’ve been thinking a lot about ways to celebrate this momentous occasion. I thought about taking a stroll down memory lane and sharing what I believe are my top 37 posts of all time (Matt Damon didn’t make the cut), but my wife politely discouraged me from doing that. I then thought about throwing a huge Tim Allen tribute party (after all, my blog is dedicated to him), but the DVD player that I was planning on looping all of the Santa Clause movies on was broken.

So, here’s what I’m proposing instead. Let’s celebrate by getting more people involved in this 12-person blogging community. All you have to do is this. Go find one person and tell him that you couldn’t believe what I wrote about him on my blog. Then, when he comes here and doesn’t find any mention of his name, you can gently break it to him that we were just using him to boost my blog stats. Then we’ll all laugh, and laugh…and laugh…until he eventually forgets what we did, a la Jack Handy.