7 Things to Make Sure You Remember When Sending an Email Forward:

1. Make sure you keep the “FW:” in the subject line. There’s nothing that makes me want to jump into your email more than seeing that in my inbox.
2. Make sure I have to scroll through at least the 17 previous senders’ master lists of email addresses before I get to the goods.
3. Make sure there is an animated American flag that symbolizes how patriotic you are, and how patriotic I could be if I forward this email on.
4. >>>>>Make sure the content
>>>>>>>rests up against all of
>>>>>>>these arrows. They make
>>>>>>>it so much easier to read.
5. Make sure it is loaded with racism and ignorance. Man, nothing enlightens me more than hearing about how Obama is a Muslim from my fourth grade teacher’s sister-in-law’s friend (how did I even get on her email list?).
6. Make sure I feel like less of a Christian if I don’t sign your petition (you know, the one you forgot to attach).
7. And lastly, make sure you never send one to me (unless it has a picture like this in it – these kids are geniuses!).