A few years ago my buddies and I started a group called DontBeThatGuy Films. Our purpose was simple: inform the world how to avoid being that guy (oh, and to try to make people laugh in the process). We ended up only making two videos that specifically confronted those guys head on – The Automobile Edition and The Cellphone Edition (which only point out a total of 20 guys or so). I can’t help but feel like we’ve done the world a disservice. So, every now and then, Tripp and I are going to bring certain guys to your attention in hopes that you will not become them. You’re welcome in advance.

The One-Upper.
Seriously, One-Upper? You’ve just been waiting on me to finish my sentence, haven’t you? You’re not even going to give me the slightest bit of acknowledgment that I just said something? Wait, how are you four sentences in to your story already? Why do I feel like you’ve been waiting on me to bring up this particular subject, just so you can one-up me with your awesomeness? Oh, I see how it works. You actually have a story for every possible subject that I bring up so that I’ll always feel like my experiences are inferior to yours. You’ve thought of everything! Well, at least more than I’ve thought of.