We all have them. You know, those things that we really like but don’t want anyone to know about. Well, it’s time I come clean. I just can’t carry these secrets around any longer. The weight of their concealment is more than I can bear.

Celebrity Apprentice – I started dabbling in this about two months ago. I never planned on it becoming an addiction, but before I knew it, I would go crazy if I didn’t get my Sunday night fix. There’s just something about famous people acting really childish and not famous that hypnotizes me. Oh, and [insert favorite Donald Trump hair joke here].

Mirror Side-Glances – I am either the vainest person on the planet, or the most normal. You know what I’m talking about (right?). You walk past a reflective store window a few times (whoops, I forgot something back there) or inspect the car that’s parked next to you, with the sole intention of making sure your physical appearance hasn’t faltered since the last time you checked. I like to keep it to a side-glance. I think it’s the full-on-glance that makes one vain.

Apple Store Roaming – I am (disturbingly) happy while merely standing inside an Apple Store. I’m not in the market to buy anything new. No, I just want to be surrounded by all the stuff. After I’m done examining the iPhone on display (the same iPhone I already have in my pocket, by the way), I usually just go get on the Internet, thinking that it will somehow be an awesomer version. It isn’t. It’s the exact same…but better.

Toxic by Britney Spears - If I’m riding in the car with you and this song comes on, don’t say anything important for the next few minutes. While I may be nodding my head at you every 30 seconds or so, it’s not because I’m agreeing with you. I am actually answering the question that I just asked myself in my head – Did this song get better since the last time I heard it? Yes. Yes it did.

What are some of your guilty pleasures? Come on, if you can’t tell us, who can you tell?