Comments on: Movie Commandments

By: David

David — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:01:10 +0000

Thou Can Eat Thoust (?) Popcorn Like That Provided You Don’t Make One Peep of a Sound and Ruin MY Movie-Going Experience.

By: Nolan

Nolan — Mon, 18 May 2009 01:24:16 +0000

Thou Shalt Not Watch any movie starring Nicolas Cage..

By: bradervin

bradervin — Wed, 13 May 2009 20:03:15 +0000

Thou Shalt Not Walk Into the Theater on Opening Night of the latest Blockbuster and Ask me to scoot down so you can sit next to your “date” because there are only singles left, when I’ve been here for over an hour standing in line and then holding my own Seat and you just walked in as the titles are rolling!

By: David Robertson

David Robertson — Wed, 13 May 2009 19:12:20 +0000

I’m waiting to see if Pee-Wee Herman is going to chime in on this post. I hear he has a good one.

By: Patty

Patty — Wed, 13 May 2009 17:16:43 +0000

That popcorn eating technique must be taught to all males at some time in their lives because that is exactly how my husband eats and now my son does the same. In talking with a friend it turns out her husband eats popcorn the same way. What is up with that?

By: Kunte Kente

Kunte Kente — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:56:41 +0000

The seating commandment is applicable to urinals as well. See for yourself: http://www.funnygames.co.nz/play/the-urinal-game

By: Bryan

Bryan — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:21:17 +0000

Thou shalt pre-budget $7 for movie-theater popcorn. C’mon, it’s worth it.

By: Ev

Ev — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:01:00 +0000

first of all, T-funny, i hate to air our dirty laundry here in public, but i feel it is necessary in this situation. i feel so used by you right now. you asked me to go see star trek with you, i assumed, because we are friends. but now i see that it was only so you could do this post. how could you?

i saw how you quickly went to a seat in order to make me have to choose whether to leave a space or not. it was no problem for me, because i knew that everyone was watching us as we walked in to see if we were gay. when there are only two guys, everyone wants to know if they are gay, because then they can tell all their friends about the “gay couple” they saw at the movie theater. i left a space in between us, which immediately disappointed everyone else in theater.

By: Kyle

Kyle — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:54:15 +0000

Thou shalt not think your funny during the movie:
It’s ok to make jokes at a restaurant or while or while your at the park but not so much in the movie theater. Im not a big fan of the guy that tries to comment on EVERY preview that he sees. And if he gets one chuckle or anything he will continue on into the movie. Which brings me to my next commandment…

Thou shalt not laugh at the joke maker in the theater
I admit i have laughed before but I made a mistake. Because he kept saying stuff that was not funny. But since I assured him of his humerous movie theater joke the first time, he is going to keep going. Mistake…

By: bryan a

bryan a — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:42:45 +0000

Thou Shalt Not Sit in the back half of the Theater.
What’s the point of sitting that far back? If I wanted to watch something on a small screen, I would have stayed home, where the popcorn costs 50 cents and I can make out with my wife without people yelling “get a room!” at me. I sit as close as I can to the screen so that I can see the whole thing without moving my head back and forth. Heck, they charge more to sit closer at every live event you go to, and you pay the extra money to sit close. Why on earth would you sit in the way back (unless you were trying to make out without getting berated).

Thou Shalt Not Walk Into the Movie after it’s started and Sit Next To me
I spent good a lot of energy looking detestable and scary when the lights were on to ensure i’d have my space. Now you’re going to waltz in here after completely disregarding the sanctity of the previews and park your tardy tuckus right beside me? I think not. Not without me forcing out some gas, anyways.