Comments on: Googling Yourself http://www.tylerstanton.com/2009/05/15/googling-yourself/ Insights from the World's Most Trivial Man Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:43:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Tyler http://www.tylerstanton.com/2009/05/15/googling-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-611 Tyler Mon, 18 May 2009 17:30:07 +0000 http://tylerstanton.com/?p=1644#comment-611 Mine is the football player, of course, who played first for Coastal Carolina, then the Chiefs, and now...who knows. The entries go something like this: Tyler Thigpen highlights Tyler Thigpen stats Tyler Thigpen screensavers Tyler Thigpen's girlfriend Tyler Thigpen sucks Tyler Thigpen violates a skeleton I even own tylerthigpen.com, which I thought about selling to him for $$$$ until the whole skeleton debauchery. But still I don't show up on Google until page 22. Mine is the football player, of course, who played first for Coastal Carolina, then the Chiefs, and now…who knows. The entries go something like this:

Tyler Thigpen highlights
Tyler Thigpen stats
Tyler Thigpen screensavers
Tyler Thigpen’s girlfriend
Tyler Thigpen sucks
Tyler Thigpen violates a skeleton

I even own tylerthigpen.com, which I thought about selling to him for $$$$ until the whole skeleton debauchery. But still I don’t show up on Google until page 22.

]]> By: Kevin http://www.tylerstanton.com/2009/05/15/googling-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-604 Kevin Mon, 18 May 2009 04:16:35 +0000 http://tylerstanton.com/?p=1644#comment-604 Interestingly enough Stantoniouston, the first reference of me on Google really is me -- on your website. What the heck? I have my own blog and it is pretty successful. Did you really need to post this fake blog entry just to show me that your blog is better than mine? That is low Stantoniouston, really low. Interestingly enough Stantoniouston, the first reference of me on Google really is me — on your website. What the heck? I have my own blog and it is pretty successful. Did you really need to post this fake blog entry just to show me that your blog is better than mine?
That is low Stantoniouston, really low.

]]> By: David Robertson http://www.tylerstanton.com/2009/05/15/googling-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-595 David Robertson Fri, 15 May 2009 21:48:07 +0000 http://tylerstanton.com/?p=1644#comment-595 First result: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Robertson_(baseball) A Yankees pitcher who happens to have been born 2 days after me. First result: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Robertson_(baseball)

A Yankees pitcher who happens to have been born 2 days after me.

]]> By: Anna http://www.tylerstanton.com/2009/05/15/googling-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-591 Anna Fri, 15 May 2009 18:03:02 +0000 http://tylerstanton.com/?p=1644#comment-591 When you search Anna Sexton, there is a nice girl from California that says "I like pot and nothing else." Thanks for making my job search that much harder, Anna. When you search Anna Sexton, there is a nice girl from California that says “I like pot and nothing else.” Thanks for making my job search that much harder, Anna.

]]> By: Lacey http://www.tylerstanton.com/2009/05/15/googling-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-590 Lacey Fri, 15 May 2009 17:52:47 +0000 http://tylerstanton.com/?p=1644#comment-590 Uh. The first five options are all really about me. Apparently, being on facebook is a high ranking item. Uh. The first five options are all really about me. Apparently, being on facebook is a high ranking item.

]]> By: Mack Kitchel http://www.tylerstanton.com/2009/05/15/googling-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-588 Mack Kitchel Fri, 15 May 2009 16:03:04 +0000 http://tylerstanton.com/?p=1644#comment-588 First it asks me if I meant "Mack Mitchell"... Thanks douche. Second, apparently I am a 246 pound 6'7 Defensive end for the Browns. Everything below that is actually me and not interesting... First it asks me if I meant “Mack Mitchell”… Thanks douche.
Second, apparently I am a 246 pound 6’7 Defensive end for the Browns.

Everything below that is actually me and not interesting…

]]> By: Lee Taft http://www.tylerstanton.com/2009/05/15/googling-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-587 Lee Taft Fri, 15 May 2009 14:35:30 +0000 http://tylerstanton.com/?p=1644#comment-587 Apparently, I'm a famous athletic trainer known as "The Speed Guy." Apparently, I’m a famous athletic trainer known as “The Speed Guy.”

]]> By: BrianK http://www.tylerstanton.com/2009/05/15/googling-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-586 BrianK Fri, 15 May 2009 14:01:07 +0000 http://tylerstanton.com/?p=1644#comment-586 Well, between the 31 year old Brian Krawczyk who abucted an 8-year old girl in New York and the international tree climbing champion, I'd say I prefer being known as an ISA-certified arborist. Well, between the 31 year old Brian Krawczyk who abucted an 8-year old girl in New York and the international tree climbing champion, I’d say I prefer being known as an ISA-certified arborist.

]]> By: Jody http://www.tylerstanton.com/2009/05/15/googling-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-585 Jody Fri, 15 May 2009 13:51:50 +0000 http://tylerstanton.com/?p=1644#comment-585 I am a female apparently. And older. Jody W. Deming, Ph.D. (Univ. of Maryland, 1981), Professor, UW School of Oceanography and Astrobiology Program And she's about it. According to Google, I might not even exist. I am a female apparently. And older.

Jody W. Deming, Ph.D. (Univ. of Maryland, 1981), Professor, UW School of Oceanography and Astrobiology Program

And she’s about it. According to Google, I might not even exist.

]]> By: Josh LaFayette http://www.tylerstanton.com/2009/05/15/googling-yourself/comment-page-1/#comment-584 Josh LaFayette Fri, 15 May 2009 13:49:21 +0000 http://tylerstanton.com/?p=1644#comment-584 Crap. Crap.

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