Comments on: Public Pool Disclaimers

By: tylerstanton.com » Waiting Room Commandments

tylerstanton.com » Waiting Room Commandments — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:16:46 +0000

[...] also taken a similar approach to enhance our experiences at the dentist, at public pools, on the phone, and at the beach. [...]

By: Mary Beth

Mary Beth — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:57:12 +0000

Statistics do show that 40% of ADULTS pee in the pool. 75% chorinated urine may be too small a number.

By: Mom

Mom — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:09:59 +0000

When did this start happening?!

By: Mom

Mom — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:07:12 +0000

I think there might ought to be a disclaimer before you buy a QuikTrip hot dog too. (See Twitter below.)

By: John L

John L — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:25:05 +0000

Oh my gosh. Number 1 owns me! What do you do if you really have to go #1 and your flip flops are not handy, aka stolen by the parent of the kid who stole my kids toy? I think I know the answer to this one, but here it goes anyway… is it acceptable to convince yourself that the massive wet area that has created a perimeter around the urinal is actually bathing-suite runoff? It's a bit of a dilemma. After all I don't want to contribute to the water-to-urine ratio problem in the pool. I mean desperate times call for desperate measures… right?

By: tylerstanton

tylerstanton — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:24:31 +0000

Great call on this one. What could possibly make them think this is an appropriate time to swim laps? If you're planning on exercising, you better get it out of the way before 9am.

By: tylerstanton

tylerstanton — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:22:50 +0000

It's true. I'm butt old. Don't think I won't stare you down if Collier gets splashed…even if you are my brother.

By: tylerstanton

tylerstanton — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:20:59 +0000

Well said. I'm already thinking of ways I can get you in the bathroom barefoot this summer at the beach.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:04:46 +0000

Id rather walk through Harlem at night than into a public pool bathroom barefoot

By: Kyle

Kyle — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:07:27 +0000

This post assures me that my older brother is now a sure fire adult. Im pretty sure you still are guilty of 8 though. It might have been last time at the beach you hit a child in the face with the dave and buster's football. But now your the dad who stares me down each time I go into my throwing motion and heavily sighs if the ball comes within a 30-foot radius of your children.