All of the previous peeves are now listed on the A Million Peeves page. With your help, I think we can reach one million by 2086. Here are five more to add to the list…

28. Partial Payback
Bro, either pay me back or don’t. If you owe me $20, don’t give me a ten spot and tell me the other half is “on the way”. I’d rather you had just kept your $10 and avoided me for the next two years. Oh, and when you owe me money, don’t tell me about the awesome new iPod you just got. Believe it or not, I’m not happy for you.

29. Ashton CoolPix Commercials
Who’s idea was this? I would rather watch a commercial about feminine hygiene products than sit through Ashton’s failed attempts to be seductively funny (that is what he’s trying to do, isn’t it?).

30. Bathroom Booth
Why do they even put booths this close to the bathroom? Contrary to popular belief, I’d rather dress my salad with Balsamic Vinaigrette than the dense stench of urinal cakes and number twos. Oh, and that door is meant to be a barrier, not a wafting mechanism.

31. Rewards Card Solicitations

Cashier: Would you like to not be an idiot and save 15% of your hard-earned cash by purchasing one these tiny, convenient rewards cards, which is what every smart, responsible person on earth would do in your shoes? Right now you’re saving 0% and would be the laughing stock of this entire store – seriously, we’ll make fun of you for at least the next 8 months – if you decided not to get this. Will you be paying for it with cash or credit?
Me: Wait, how much?
Cashier: Twenty-five dollars.
Me: Twenty-five dollars to save eighty cents?
Cashier: It will make much more financial sense next January, I promise.

What’s frustrating you more than it should?
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