Comments on: Music Faces

By: joerob577

joerob577 — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 15:30:39 +0000

Yeah, John Mayer is like the Pope-Caesar of weird faces when he performs… I can't watch him. He's got one that's somewhere in between deep pain and horrible smell. It's awful…

By: lee

lee — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:09:13 +0000

What's great about Mayer is he does insane combos of these… pain face, brow arch to pain-stricken eye close? Piece of cake.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:39:57 +0000

Let's not forget the "maybe if I squint really hard, I'll be able to hold this note" face.

By: abby

abby — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:43:36 +0000

I like the taffy chew/ ninja movie face. More common in Cellists and some violinists, occasionally you will see a classically trained guitarist do each fiddled and/or plucked note with their mouth as well as their fingers, which gives the appeal of either a poorly dubbed anime film or a special piece of taffy that takes a dance of your mouth to properly chew.

By: airjared

airjared — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:11:08 +0000

The Pain-Stricken Eye Closer is a slippery road to straight out crying then being replaced with psycho streaming. I have been preparing my 3 year old daughter for this trap at concerts. We talk about how the Jonas brothers can't really sing they are just entertainers that Disney has created with their multi-million dollar marketing onslaught. I think she is getting the picture. Also, if you are a guy with your eyes closed at a concert ( not worship ), then I declare you free game to get jacked across the face.

By: Nolan Gottlieb

Nolan Gottlieb — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:02:37 +0000

Be careful…as the brow raiser's brows get higer and higer with each note, and you become more and more elated with yourself with each passing harmony…you can become it's evil twin with the bass brow furrower. He's the guy who nearly puts himself into a rage with each deeper note he nails…each bass note nailed causes the head to nod slightly forward and the brow to become more and more angry looking. Eventually, you see youself in the mirror and realize that you look like some sort of demon…usually resulting in some sort of headbanging. This face usually manifests during Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody or any Metallica song.

By: Marcus Williamson

Marcus Williamson — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:15:11 +0000

I echo the bass face. I enjoy listening to the bass and now that you mention it they do always seem to have some kind of deep thought going on in their head. i promise you our bassist at church had to be thinking: Boy I can't wait to get home so I can eat that leftover chicken. He just had this stare and hunger look in his eyes. It was rather funny. He was still jammin tho.

By: Everett

Everett — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:52:28 +0000

As far as church singers go, the ones who are always smiling while singing really annoy me – especially when they rarely smile in real life.

By: Joanna

Joanna — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:39:44 +0000

By far the worst is worship leaders who look bored or express no emotion at all. I find those ones far more distracting than any of the other forms of music faces.