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By: Joel Purser

Joel Purser — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:33:45 +0000

How about a "No Cars" rule. I didn't go to the beach to worry about getting hit by drunk teenagers and rednecks. This would possibly tie in with the "No Boom Box" rule.

By: David

David — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:12:25 +0000

can we add a "No Boom Box" rule? I didn't spend my first born's tuition on the flight and spray-on sunscreen to come listen to your regaeton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reggaeton) blasting from your silver boom box you got on sale at the thrift store.

And if you even try to play Creed I'm officially throwing you and your boom box in the ocean.

By: bryan a

bryan a — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:59:05 +0000

If you have to pee in the ocean, that's fine. Just make sure the water level is above your waste band before you start leaking. we all can tell the difference between ocean water dripping off your shorts and a steady stream of hot, yellow urine.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:58:18 +0000

I love the intense skim boarder who loses 10 pounds of sweat for roughly 36 seconds combined of fun. I almost don't want him out of my view because you know there's going to be a time when he bites it and you just got yourself enough enjoyment to last you the rest of the week

By: jennifervdavis

jennifervdavis — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:53:38 +0000

If you are starting to resemble my leather purse more than a human being, please take a break from your sunbathing and sit under an umbrella. I really don't want to watch when a hard wind blows, sending your skin into a smoldering pile of ashes!

By: Leigh

Leigh — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:41:03 +0000

Aerosol sunscreen is the worst invention ever. The cons SO outweigh the pros. I'd rather eat a sand sandwich than breath in Coppertone 45. Seriously. If you like it so much spray it on at home.

How about the personal space rules? We have a whole beach to share and you park your backpack 2 feet from my chair . . . Please go away. I haven't wanted to meet new friends at the beach since Senior week and Lynard Skynard is not my idea of good music.

By: AshleeKV

AshleeKV — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:11:52 +0000

There should be an age limit on who's allowed to wear bikini's on the beach. If you're 70 years old, and your over-tanned, leather skin is dipping past the waist band of your swimsuit, it's time to invest in a one-piece…maybe even a long t-shirt.
And men–speedos are NEVER cool….unless you're wearing one as a joke. And even then, it's only acceptable for about 10 minutes…after that, it's creepy.
Pretty much anything that makes other people stare or say, "whoa–what the…" as you walk by, is unacceptable on the beach…