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August 26th, 2009 - Uncategorized - 12 Comments »

1. I’m currently reading Twilight (and I like it).

2. Yesterday’s comments were my favorite ever on this blog.

3. I’m leaving Young Life staff in December. I’m going to pursue acting and writing and hosting and making people laugh for a living.

4. Because of #3, I’m doing two jobs right now – trying to finish up strong with Young Life, while also trying to get this new thing off the ground.

5. Because of #4, I’m making it a goal to only blog 3-5 times a week, instead of every single day. On the days I don’t post, I’d suggest you spend those few minutes stretching.

6. Because of #1, I’m now interested in what Us Weekly has to say about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

7. Because of Y2K, I still have a 1100 lbs. of dry goods in my basement.

8. Because of #7, we’re having flour nuggets for dinner tonight (and tomorrow night).
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  • http://intensedebate.com/people/evdaddy evdaddy

    9. Because of #3, Mark Raymond is on anti-anxiety medication, and you'll be working as a waiter at Chili's in March of 2010. (Just kidding. You are one of the funniest people I have ever met, and I know that you will be making people laugh and getting paid well for it. Can we still do P90X when you are famous? I would love to be able to tell other people that I workout with someone famous.)

  • David

    Because of #8, i'm coming over for dinner tonight – flour nuggets are my all time fav!

  • shawn sendler

    Because of #3, I'm confused. Can I be one of the people you make laugh for my living. Or is it for your living that you are going to make me laugh. Because if you are just going to make me laugh and I get a salary for it, sign me up.

  • Bryan

    Because of #1, I probably won't let people know you're my brother

  • http://www.samdavidson.net Sam Davidson

    I must say that I only found this blog yesterday. I read through the archives and firmly decided it was one of the funniest things I'd found in a while. So, kudos to you for the life change. You'll make it.

  • http://bryanallain.com/blog bryan a

    Because of #3, I was in a bad mood this week because I'm too scared to quit my job to pursue my passions, so i gave my boss some attitude and as a result I'll probably get a bad performance review this year which will lead to my eventual firing in 2010, at which point I will be forced to pursue my passions. By the way, my passion is to work behind the redemption counter at Chuck E Cheese.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/dustyken dustyken

    I have to echo Mr. Allain's comment. At first I was jealous that you are getting to pursue your passions, but that gave way to extreme joy. You're going to do awesome in you're new career! You've definitely made me LOL on many occasions. Congrats!

  • http://www.ponderingparenting.blogspot.com Lacey

    Because of # 1, I respect you a little less. Because of # 4 I want to present you with an acting/writing/hosting opportunity — Piper turns two tomorrow – are you available?

  • Grayson

    I have saddness, because less is not more.

    First Tripp, then Dr. Awesome, and now you…

    If you go excuse me… I must now go fill my time by reading Jon's stuff over and over again… just in case he decides to flee too.

  • amy

    i am really excited about #3. you were meant for such a thing.

  • Amanda

    I'm surprised your little brother hasn't killed you because of #1

  • Kyle

    Because of Number #1, I now know that I can beat you up