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I Already Know a Lot About You…

September 10th, 2009 - I Already Know a Lot About You - 28 Comments »

(I’m warning you: This may become a series. I had such a great time reading your comments last time that I thought I’d do it again, you know, to get more brilliant comments.)

…if you’ve yelled “Git-r-done” in the last 48 hours.

…if you wear denim shirts.

…if your favorite TV show was created by Tyler Perry.

…if your vanity license plate reads “MY STANG”

…if you insist on playing guitar in a room full of people.

…if you repeat the joke I just told without giving proper credit.

…if you still talk about that pass you threw against Central senior year.

…if you have a tattoo higher than the collar of your shirt.

…if you just got back from Captain D’s.

…if we just met and you immediately want to talk about politics or theology.

…if you and your spouse wear matching shirts.

…if you still wear your class ring.

…if you’d rather play 21 (with defenders) than Jump 21 (no defenders).

…if you wear boots with shorts.

…if you do a palm explosion after a fist pound.

Your turn. What else tells you a lot about a person?
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  • http://intensedebate.com/people/evdaddy evdaddy

    "…if you repeat the joke I just told without giving proper credit." Guilty!
    …If you go to Grace.
    …If you are an amazing actor, but get really nervous about auditions.
    …if you write a blog about "Phone Rules"

  • http://ponderingarenting.blogspot.com/ Lacey

    …… if you wear your keys around your neck with a lanyard
    …… if you answer your cell phone while in the middle of a conversation with me
    …… if you "food name drop" the fact that you ate sushi last night
    …… if you wear your hat at a side tilt

  • Justin

    …if you have stuffed animals on your dashboard.
    …if you stop at the bottom of an escalator
    …if you get on an elevator before others get off the elevator.

  • mary

    …if you manage to regularly inform everyone that you "just got back from the gym"
    …if you're a Whole Foods snob
    …if your CHILD is rocking a mullet (or rat tail)
    …if you verbally assalt anyone who suggests that Nascar ISN'T a sport
    …if you still get hot under the collar that the"gosh awful Harry Potter Series" hasn't been yanked from the shelves of your child's library
    …if you regularly forward me e-mails stating that Obama is the anti-christ

  • mary

    Ahh! And how could I forget!
    ….if you still say "Been there, done that, got the t-shirt"

  • Kelly

    …if you have a couch on your front porch
    …if you have four children and they all have different last names
    …if you comment on every single one of my Facebook status updates
    ..if the trash in your minivan is at a level above the seats.

  • Joey

    …if you went to 2 different Chick-Fil-A's on Labor Day to get free sandwiches from both of them.

  • nate

    …if you have ever worn khakis with an elastic waistband
    …if you aren't afraid to pepper your emails with exclamation points
    …if you own anything that is airbrushed

  • http://joshlafayette.com Josh LaFayette

    …if you give me an awkward side glance while slowly turning your head from left to right.
    Also,
    …if you know that there's a difference between 21 and Jump 21.

  • Rebecca

    …if you call chillbumps, goosepimples
    …if your hawaiian shirt's 3 top buttons are undone
    …if your children are wearing matching outfits
    …if you write on my fb wall while we are in the same room
    …if you say "TGIF"

  • Nolan

    …if you still wear oakley sunglasses.
    …if you use text abbreviations like str8, b4, 8 (instead of ate), 2 (instead of too) in any forum besides a text message.
    …if you read novels from wal-mart with Fabio on the cover.
    …if you go to summer camp and constantly try to communicate with you counselors once you leave.
    …if the only t-shirts you wear are tapout or affliction brands.

  • http://www.adaupdates.blogspot.com Scott

    …if you wear a leather diamond studded anything
    …if you wear a seashell necklaces
    …if you refer to celebrities by their first names
    …if you carry a handkerchief (and offer it to people)
    …if you jump up to see how high above the doorframe you can touch before leaving a room
    …if you own a Hooter’s “Delightfully Tacky, Yet Unrefined” shirt (from Panama City)
    …if you know who the current WWE heavyweight champion is
    …if you complain about people cheering more for their teams on Saturday than for Jesus on Sunday

  • http://mymorgue.org hayne

    If you have a sticker of Calvin pissing on a car brand on your back window.
    If you have a sticker of Calvin kneeling before a cross on your back window.
    If you have an igthus stuck on your bumper.
    If you have an "Honor Student" sticker on your bumper.
    If you have a sticker of a rainbow on your back window.

  • @White7276

    Minnesota version:
    … if you have a 1 pound requirement of an unspecified “Mystery Ingredient” in your Hotdish (Casserole) Recipe.
    … If your boat is worth twice your car.
    … If you equate Panama City Beach with “Floating the Apple River”
    … If you have a speech impediment because of actually sticking your tongue to a frozen pole and pulling REALLY hard.
    … If you practice making foods “on a stick” because you’re excited for the state fair.
    … if you caught H1N1 from the State Fair
    … If you own clothing that’s rated for weather colder than -60F
    … If your ice fishing hut has sattelite and bunkbeds

  • http://taftastic.wordpress.com Lee

    … If you have a Mac sticker on your car

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/kimmlee kimmlee

    …If you wear Ed Hardy.
    …If you were sunglasses inside, at night.
    …If your fake tan has turned you orange.
    …If you watch VH1.
    …If you think Jack Black is awesome.
    …If you're a 50+ year old man, and you still wear an earring.
    …If you have daily debates on who's more to blame, Jon or Kate.

  • http://www.intensedebate.com/people/kimmlee kimmlee

    …If you wear Ed Hardy.
    …If you were sunglasses inside, at night.
    …If your fake tan has turned you orange.
    …If you watch VH1.
    …If you think Jack Black is awesome.
    …If you're a 50+ year old man, and you're still wear an earring.
    …If you have daily debates on who's more to blame, Jon or Kate.

  • jaypea

    …if you still have your nokia phone from 2001 and refuse to not wear it on your hip.
    …if you still wear your phone on your hip.
    …if you constantly try to work in "that's what she said" to your conversations.
    …if you own red, white, & blue and/or camouflage crocs.
    …if you wear windsuit/nylon pants with elastic around the ankles.
    …if you run with your discman.
    …if your bible cover is made by precious moments.
    …if you pull into a gas station and stop at the first pump in the row instead of pulling up to the second pump, thus screwing over anyone who happens to come in behind you.

  • jaypea

    …if you still have your nokia phone from 2001 and refuse to not wear it on your hip.
    …if you still wear your phone on your hip.
    …if you constantly try to work in "that's what she said" to your conversations.
    …if you own red, white, & blue and/or camouflage crocs.
    …if you wear windsuit/nylon pants with elastic around the ankles.
    …if you run with your discman.
    …if your bible cover is made by precious moments.
    …if you pull into a gas station and stop at the first pump in the row instead of pulling up to the second pump, thus screwing over anyone who happens to come in behind you.

  • Bryan

    …if your kids aren't allowed to read Harry Potter
    …if you care about the NBA
    …if your outgoing voicemail message is an attempt at humor
    …if a Nalgene and Chaco's are the extent of your ruggedness
    …if you are still trying to be rugged

  • Kyle

    …if you still use a sony disc-man
    …if you think your dog can actually understand the conversation you are having with it

  • http://www.ksmoot.com mack

    …if enjoy the feel of wrangler jeans.
    …if your profile picture on facebook is a shirtless one.
    …if your shirt says XXXL on the front.
    …if you have multiple pens on you at all times.
    …if you refer to hanging out with your guys friends as "Guy's night out".
    …if you're trying to prove that Obama is from Kenya.
    …if your shirt says "the Original Old Navy – 12 disciples and a boat".
    …if your nickname is "Stewy".
    …if you have a scrunchy on nightstand.

    • http://830eyes.wordpress.com Katie

      For purely hypothetical reasons, I just have to know what it tells you if I, oops I mean someone, has a scrunchy on their nightstand? and what if say they are 28 and the scrunchy matches a pair of pajamas they may have had when they were 15?

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  • http://cjsmiller.blogspot.com chris miller

    …if you use a mac sticker to cover the dell logo on your laptop

  • Will Rieske

    Is this supposed to be funny? Unfairly stereotyping people, and arrogantly assuming you know them based on one action, the circumstances of which you do not know?

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/tylerstanton Tyler Stanton

      It's a joke. I'm making fun of myself in there too. May I suggest loosening up a tad?

      ……………….
      tyler stanton

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