5 Completely Unrelated Things

October 6th, 2009 - Uncategorized - 12 Comments »

1. Today is my wife’s birthday. If you get a chance, wish her a happy birthday (@amy_stanton). Don’t tell her, but I’ll be treating her to a fancy dinner tonight at Applebee’s, where they’ll surely treat her to a half-hearted wait-staff birthday song. I can’t wait.

2. Due to the fact that I’ve made zero dollars and zero cents from the affiliate stuff I was doing over on the sidebar, I’ve removed those links and will soon be replacing them with a product of my own. I’m torn between a self-published book and a designer poncho line. Thoughts?

3. Catalyst is this week. I can’t really tell you about the different things we’re doing yet, but be sure to check back next week to see/hear about some of the stuff I get to be a part of. I will say this though – there is one thing we’ve made that I might be more proud of than anything we’ve ever done. Note: There will be a live backstage feed Thursday and Friday if you’re interested.

4. Due to the three responses to my post yesterday (really two, because one was a pity-comment from Amy), I’ll be keeping the Essentials page as is for now. I hear you, quiet and clear.

5. My Twitter rival, Bryan Allain, is flying in tomorrow for Catalyst and staying at the Stanton Estate. For those keeping track at home, I’m winning 891 to 733 in our race to 1000 followers. So, if 109 more of you could just go ahead and join my team, free designer ponchos for all of you! Any good sabotage ideas for my soon-to-be house guest?
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  • Jared

    self published book – "Behind the Music, Tyler Stanton"

  • dan

    LiveStrongesque bracelets that say "the loRd blEss yOu And keeP yoU.

  • http://connect2impact.blogspot.com jasonS

    Sorry no one really left you comments yesterday. I just started reading your blog (which I really enjoy), but I haven’t had any time to catch up on past entries so I had no opinion. But I did follow you on twitter if that helps (although I was already following Bryan so it sort of just evens the score).

    Do I need to DM you with my address so you can send my designer poncho?

  • shawn sendler

    are you going to Catalyst this week?
    shawn is
    shawn.sendler@foresthill.org

  • Rebekah

    You need to go on a full contact slumber party attack! Short sheet his bed, put his hand in warm water, plastic wrap on the toilet, shaving cream in his hand and tickle him with a feather, sharpie mustache (or the twitter bird sharpie tattooed on his cheek), frozen underwear, nair in his shampoo, food coloring in his toothpaste, the whole shebang! And you need to video tape it!

    Oh and sneak into his room at 3am for 10 seconds of zany practice!

  • http://jacobs3rs.blogspot.com Jacob

    Seeing as Brian will undoubtedly read this post and comments, you should (turn the locks around on his bathroom door so you can lock him in after a shower or while he's using the john) or (buy a harmless snake and leave it under his sheets) or (put some horse sedatives in his breakfast before Catalyst) or (turn off the hot water to his shower) or (steal all his undergarments and convince him that he forgot them and "offer" him a pair of your "slightly-used" skivvies)
    {notice how I put all the pranks in parentheses so he wouldn't be able to read them on this very public comment}

  • http://bryanallain.com/ bryan a

    wow Tyler, your readers have a mean streak in them!

    please, no hand in the water. i've got enough bedwetting stories to fill a Tolstoy book, I don't need anymore.

    as for 10 seconds of zany, i don't need no 3am to get my zany on. I'll break it out anytime, anywhere. well, almost anytime, anywhere.

    (and yes, now i'll be checking your entire house for hidden cameras and trap doors.)

    • http://www.jarrodhaggard.blogspot.com Jarrod Haggard

      They might be mean, but at least they won't threaten to fly over to your house in a hovercraft and pummel you just because you spelled their name wrong!

      Tyler, take Rebekah's ideas and run with them, Bryan won't mind…it makes for good blogging!

  • http://joshlafayette.com Josh LaFayette

    Who's this "Brain" guy everybody's talking about?

  • Randy

    Essentials: Since it crashes my browser every time I go there, no comments from me!
    Affiliate/Products of Your Own:
    oDance Lessons On-Line: Might be a step in the right direction….
    oCarbon Paw-Prints: If its good enough for us, its good enough for our best friends…
    Appleby's: Turn the tables, sing to the gathered wait-staff before they can start up…

  • Jeff

    3 and 5 are related.

  • Tom

    Tyler, please get that catalyst music video online soon. I can't wait to start sharing that. It's epic!