Help us Name the Beast
November 18th, 2009 - Uncategorized - 29 Comments »I’m currently working on a project with a few other really talented, really funny blokes. We’re going to be putting something together that will hopefully make you laugh until you cry, vomit, come within inches of losing your life, and then return to 100% health, only stronger and more resistant to nomadic strains of H1N1.
It will have lots of original content, will redefine the terms “silly” and “trivial humor”, and will be published a few times a year. We also hope it will raise awareness and a few bucks for important causes. We’d tell you more, but if we did we would have to kill you and make it look like a hunting accident. And then we’d run the risk of leaving behind evidence that would find us being fingered as the prime suspect on an episode of Dateline 5 years from now, and we don’t want that.
Everything is falling into place with this beast except for one thing: the name. We’ve got a couple decent ideas that we’re okay going with if we have to, but we feel like there’s gotta be something better out there.
That’s where you come in. Leave us a name idea (or a couple name ideas) and if we choose yours, you will be given celebrity, short-term superpowers, and the ability to read palms. You will also receive some space in the initial edition of the beast to share whatever it is you want to share with the rest of humanity.
We realize you don’t have a lot of information to go on in offering name suggestions, but you’ve got enough. It will probably be funny, it will probably be quarterly, it will probably support various charities, and it will probably be the wind beneath your wings. Or not.
Either way, the suggestion box is open.
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Humormequaterly.com
Pengiun jumping and other holy pursuits
One hand clapping quarterly
Lama laughter
Chicken milkshake
International journal of tall midget studies
The contaminated clown
Your daily quarterly
The shouting mime
The ballet dancing ferret
Pluto herald
The juggling jolly janitor
The Latvian social science of baby jesus studies academic journal
monachus solum (if the translation tool worked correctly that should be latin for "monkey butt)
Will this be printed or will it only appear on screens?
Trying to decide that right now. Thoughts?
What is this 1995? On screens as well, of course.
Kamien, Zgierz County
Now you better pick this one. It took me all of 30 seconds to go to wikipedia, click the random article, and copy and paste the name into this comment. You can use all 3 words but I think just the name Zgierz is funny enough on its own.
infrequent hilarity
Golden Calf Destroyer.
The Weekly Dink and Flicker
disastrous convenience
* Inconceivable
* Why Not?
* The Incredible
* Random Incident
* Hit or Miss
* Witness to Absurdity
* Are We There Yet?
Boon-a-zee-WA!!
Funfestathonaganza [-palooza]
Rawr Rawr Dinosaur
To Kick A Beaver
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
“The Quarterly Beige”
“Padded Room Chat”
The monthly (or weekly or quaterly) irregular… helping you lower the bar so we look better.
or
Flitter ( better yet… Glitter, but that might cause some confusion)
or
Chicken Soup for the hungry ( or sick… I mean what’s better to cure the flu)
this is why I shouldn’t quit my day job… hope you find something awesome!
MIley Crysis
The Knee-slapping, Mindless, FUNd-raising Quarterly
"The Stuff"
if only for the potential conversation where one guy asks another if he got "the stuff" or perhaps every time a conversation of this nature occurs, when they are not speaking literally of the stuff named "the stuff," they would owe you money.
This could also potentially lead to a conversation where, in the rare event a joke is missed, someone might exclaim: "I get the stuff, but I don't get it."
That would be Unfortunately Hilarious.
"Unfortunately Hilarious" mighty also be a good title, but only if the comedy is about those moments where humer is found amidst tragedy.
how about these?
- the "tyler gets more comments than bryan" quarterly
- The Lords of the Cringes
- My other writings are funny
- Funny and Free
- Velveeta Elvis
- Cheesier than Velveeta
(No idea why I have two Velveeta ideas)
- Stanton and Allain, LLP (Lots of Laughs Probable) (add other names as needed)
- Everything I Learned I Learned from Learning.
- You get what you pay for
- The Five Laugh Languages
Get bent, Lee.
BATTer Up (notice the initials)
The Buffalo Quarter
Better than Books
Atlanta Journal Constipation
New Navy
Random Tandem
A soft J
yogging
Broken Pavement
The Day the Dance Floor Shattered
if it's a girl, Violet. If it's a boy, Juan Carlos.
Congealed
This blog smells like Updog
Hilarity for Charity
The Original Group Monologue
Funanthropic Quarterly
It doesn’t get better than this
Comic sans quarterly
Some Assembly Required
Busta Gut Quarterly
In the name of Wit
The Lilburn Lowdown
Skid marks
Play within a play
Stitch busters
Rachel Ray is not attractive
Average humor
laughing happy fun time
YouTube (that one might be taken)
Chuck It Up
Wit n' Sh*t