Pick My Plate
December 17th, 2009 - Uncategorized - 24 Comments »
I’m not sure why I’m doing this. I have absolutely nothing to gain, and a lot of dignity to lose. Yet, in the name of humor, I’m going to give you the opportunity of a lifetime – an opportunity to thoroughly embarrass me and my family with no repercussions whatsoever.
YOU get to decide which license plate I put on the front of my new ‘98 Honda for an entire month. Any plate.* Front of my car. One month. I’ll take submissions all day today, and then give you a chance to vote on your favorite submission.
So, all you have to do is A) scour the Internet for an amazing license plate, and B) submit your entry in the comments section (type out what it says and include a link**). Then, we’ll vote, I’ll buy it, and my life will almost certainly get worse.
Need inspiration? Here are two gems I found in 0.8 seconds of looking.

*Two rules: 1. It can’t be inappropriate, 2. It can’t be religious
**Just putting a link will most likely send it to the spam folder, so make sure you also type out what it says.
Bring it.
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I Heart Full Figured Women
http://www.asmartblonde.com/Full-Figured-Women-Li...
100% Redneck
http://www.asmartblonde.com/100-Redneck-License-P...
Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter
http://www.asmartblonde.com/CRIKEY-Steve-Irwin-Cr...
Oink!
http://creares-coolart-license-plates.amazonwebst...
Eat More 'Possum!
http://www.buyfunlicenseplates.com/product/LP-374...
Team Edward
http://airbrushbay.com/airbrush_custom_license_pl...
A House Divided – Clemson & GA Tech
http://www.kansaskollection.com/housedivided.htm
http://www.frontlicenseplates.com/funny.html
"silly boys trucks are for girls!"
This plate is really classy and gender neutral. A wizard and some unicorns. Evidently they'll personalize it for free, but that could detract from the majestic image.
http://www.airbrushlicenseplates.com/wilipl3.html
"Get in, Sit Down, Shut Up, & Hold On"
http://www.footballfanatics.com/COLLEGE_Georgia_B...
http://www.footballfanatics.com/COLLEGE_Georgia_B...
Im pretty sure you're a tech fan, so pink Georgia Girl plate for the first one and one I'm not really even sure about: the Super G plus butterflies…
There is a Mazda 323 in Snellville with a huge Dodge Ram sticker on the back window, that makes me laugh every time I see it. This is the best I could do: Cadillac
http://www.autoplates.com/store/cadillac-acrylic-...
#1- you bet your sweet dupa i'm polish: http://www.harlanjacobsen.com/w/hpics/plates_4_4/...
#2- classy lady- http://www.harlanjacobsen.com/w/hpics/plates_4_4/...
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"GOT ABS"
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www...
Get in, Sit Down and Shut Up.
http://www.buyfunlicenseplates.com/product/LP-024...
"Insured by Mafia:
You hit us, we hit you"
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/mafia_plate.jpg
My Dog and I spent vacation at dog Scout Camp (3/4 of the way down the page)
http://www.dogscouts.org/Logo_Items.html
Altos are Awesome
http://www.cafepress.com/+altos_are_awesome_licen...
SuperGirl
http://www.superherostuff.com/Supergirl/Supergirl...
Italian Princess
http://www.myitaliastore.com/cartags.html
http://cgi.ebay.com/Twilight-New-Moon-car-truck-a...
Twilight New Moon
NJ Nets
http://www.netsstore.com/cart.php?m=product_detai...
2 Fast 4U
http://www.buildasign.com/PowerDesign.aspx?T=4265...
I Love Cats
http://www.airbrushlicenseplates.com/catlipl26.ht...
Canada
http://www.amazon.com/Coolart-License-Plates-Cana...
Stang
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?V...
Oh and…
Nickelback Rules!
http://www.autoplates.com/store/custom_apps_a_Las...
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