Here are a few posts from the early days of my blog. I was netting about 6.3 visitors a day back then, so chances are, you probably missed these…

Worth It? and Well Worth It.
A two-post series on what happened when I mailed some random guy a book in an enormous box.

Male Insecurity Test
7 things that dudes do that reek of desperation.

My Friend Michael Cera
My detailed account of what happened when I met Michael Cera at the Newark airport, and how getting a photo together turned into a 17-minute photo shoot.

Baby Puberty
A rather disturbing look at what life would be like if we experienced the notoriously-awkward puberty stage as infants.

Hospital SWAG
One of the best parts about having a kid: Getting your entire first month’s supply of baby goods for FREE.

Hmmm…
The single most random thing that has ever happened to me. It involves receiving a text from a country music star.

The 5 Types of Commenters
Every blogger should read this. Especially bloggers, like me, who place an unhealthy amount of value in what people have to say about your posts.

Email Forwards
If you’re going to send an email forward, please be sure to follow these rules.

Awkwardness
Fool-proof ways for how to deal with any awkward situation.

DBTG: The Double Goodbyer
Ah, the dreaded double-goodbye. There’s really only one thing to do in this situation.

PS: The license plate is here. The month starts now.
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