How People Arrived Here in 2009
January 5th, 2010 - Uncategorized - 6 Comments »There were nearly 1500 different Google searches that brought people to my blog in 2009. Most of the searches had to do with my name, Catalyst, 10 year reunions, awkwardness, TV, and various forms of what not to do in social situations. As I waded down through the list, though, I came across a bunch of random ways that people have arrived here, almost certainly by accident. You can’t make this stuff up…
michael ohre
how much does a sandwich artist make at subway
sohcahtoa song
is it true that a baby started puberty
darnette disposable toilets video
medical reasons for closing eyes while talking
what plastic army man are you?
andy stanley on harry potter
downloading music a legal or moral issue
hugging etiquette
my dad is happy
tyler stanton pooper
waldo faldo
wife addicted to TV
wife anger irrational
beach, friend, bikini, pee in the ocean
buy it the brandsmart way
lower back hair
10 reasons to hate ginger
10 signs you’re a twilight addict
12 step programs for TV addicts
5 dollar foot long hot tattoo lady
a left-handed wrap of the handshake from the top
ashton kutcher weak jaw line
baby acne that smells like BO?
beard, chest hair, teen wolf
birthday and many more of channel 4 and scooby doo on channel 2
bite me sandwiches, artwork
brag, but if i were you i’d stare at me too
braid toe hair
buy mountain dew gold yoda can
can you take a can of pringles through airport security
comedy bless your heart means your an idiot
dollywood, is it still in business
facebook mom thinking another guy was her son
famous people who drive PT cruisers
grains of sand stuck in swimsuit fabric
having a pee on the beach in the sand
i can call beyonce’s cell phone monday 5 2009
if you beat someone with a phonebook does it leave a mark
if you drive a volvo you are afraid of your wife
metallica song starts with b flat
nickname of paul pfeiffer on the wonder years
people who whistle in silences in conversation
spandex man
stanley the office gets poop thrown on him
statistics on how much urine is in a public pool
tracings of lamborghinis
what kind of trouble can you get into if you get caught being bad
Were any of those you? Were you wondering if Dollywood was still in business or if beating someone with a phonebook would leave a mark? Now’s the time to admit it.
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"tyler stanton pooper" was me. i was looking for my guest post.
and now I am very sad that there's a baby out there with acne that smells like B.O. and a mother worried enough to google it. especially since coming to your blog didn't help out the situation.
None of these were me, sadly. However, the one question that I get the most hits from – like 4 or 5 a day – was the flippant title to one of my very unimportant posts – "What is the girl's version of a bromance?" Clearly, this is a question plaguing our society today. I really want to answer it for them, but I've got nothing.
Haha…these are hilarious. Not sure which is worse: referencing smelly "baby acne" or Dollywood
None of these were me either. I think I came here through Bryan Allain’s blog. The stinky baby acne one is very disturbing though- sounds like a part of the setup in an end-of-days horror movie. I’m trying to feel sad that there might be a little baby with this problem, but mostly I’m repulsed…
This was fantastic. So can you take a can of pringles through airport security?
I worry about the world's mental health.