Original Games – Airplane Edition

March 30th, 2010 - Games - 11 Comments »

Coin Game
You and your opponent throw a nickel or dime onto the ground in main walkway closest to your departing gate. Owner of the first coin to be picked up by a stranger is the winner. Feel free to change things up as the rounds progress – first woman to pick one up, first business man, first airport employee, first person talking on a cell phone, etc. Oh, and the reason you use a nickel or dime in this game is simple. No one picks up pennies and everyone picks up quarters.

Drink Order
Try to ask for as many different drinks as possible that you are certain they don’t have. This can be a one player game (try to beat your previous record) or a multi-player game, just as long as you and your opponent aren’t sitting next to each other. One of the reasons this game is so fun is because no one has ever been more hurried (in the history of humanity) than a stewardess during drink rounds. Here’s an example:

Stewardess: What would you like to drink?
Me: Um, Mellow Yellow please.
Stewardess: I’m sorry, we don’t have that.
Me: Oh, OK. Let’s see…I’ll just go with a black and tan.
Stewardess: No black and tans.
Me: Hmm… Really? Fine, just give me a Fanta grape.
Stewardess: Sir, we don’t– You know what? You get nothing.
Me: OK, OK fine. I’m just messing around. I’ll just take a Monster energy drink.

New Identity
Some might call this lying. I call it an exercise in improvisation. When the stranger next to you inevitably asks what you do for a living, make something up on the spot. Try to keep this ruse going as longs as possible – again, trying to beat your previous time. To increase difficulty, try doing a little research before he asks. Look at what he’s reading and listen in on those last minute phone calls to choose a profession that closely resembles his. This way, his questions will be more pointed and complex. If you are able to exchange contact information and keep this going after the flight, you’re immediately inducted into this game’s Hall of Fame.

Sky Mall
You and your opponent go back and forth trying to find the most ludicrous items in the Sky Mall magazine. This can go back and forth for a few hours. That is, unless someone finds the trump card. I present to you the most ridiculous item – The SkyRest.

Any other airplane/airport games we need to know about?
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  • stacikristine

    I just saw your video on the Too Busy Disorder website (I went over there bc of the SCL post). I laughed really hard! And these games always crack me up.

  • http://jacobs3rs.blogspot.com Jacob

    A twist to the coin game is to get aisle seats near the front of the airplane and try to roll a nickel all the way down the aisle to the back of the plane. The winner is not decided by who makes it to the back, it is decided when someone gets wise to your game and starts stopping the coins and collecting them. First person to have three coins purposefully stopped is the winner. Up the stakes with silver dollars and see who can make it further on the fifth roll as everyone will be trying to stop them by then.

  • nate

    i’m taking 13 seniors to Quito this Sunday. this post will be required reading. thank you, friend.

  • http://facesoflions.wordpress.com Dave Wilson

    How about "Seat-mate Sing-a-long?" Teach a fun new song to the stranger sitting next to you on the plane. They might seem put off, but trust me, they'll love it!

    This little ditty is a guaranteed fun fest: My Spock singing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins."
    [youtube XC73PHdQX04 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04 youtube]

  • http://blog.breakthroughalaska.com jasonS

    The thing about those "sky rests" that I never got was how they stay in business. Has anyone EVER seen someone using one? Or are people buying them and then too embarrassed to walk on a plane with them? I don't know. I think it might be a mob-fronted business or something.

  • http://anordinaryheartanextraordinarycalling.wordpress.com/ tatum smith

    favorite.

  • Ryan

    How about the ole "poot while sleeping" game…it's a winner.

  • shawn

    How about intentionally sitting in the wrong seat on the plane.. And while someone is telling you that you are in their seat, see how long you can go before you actually have to pull your ticket out and "discover" that you are actually in the wrong seat.

  • http://www.shawnsmucker.com Shawn Smucker

    I have one of those electronic fart machines. I know. Pitiful. Anyway, sit toward the back of the plane and plant the fart machine speaker in the bathroom. Then, whenever someone goes in, turn the volume up and use the control to make the loudest, strangest farts the machine will make. You get points for each person that uses the bathroom before the machine is confiscated, with bonus points for those that leave the bathroom looking embarrassed or out-loud laughter from any of the passengers.

  • Amanda

    I"m extremely guilty of the "new identity" on many accounts. The best however was my junior year of high school when I told the guy sitting next to me I was a junior physical therapy student studying at UF, I made up a huge story about my friend getting in an accident which is what intrigued my interest with physical therapy. The game ended when the stewardess came to ask (since I was under 18) if I'd like to be escorted to my connecting flight. The man and I didn't talk again.

  • Andrea

    There should be clearly be a race of who can inflate a SkyRest the fastest. Of course, that does mean ordering them…