Comments on: Tips for Flying

By: Steve Kiefer

Steve Kiefer — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 22:13:59 +0000

No matter how long the flight or how bored you are, don't waste your time browsing the Sky Mall magazine. They are still selling the same crap they advertised 35 years ago! Apparently the niche market for gargoyle-themed hose rollers is a retail gold mine!

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Weekly Hit List #23 » :: VFAM.COM :: — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 12:49:24 +0000

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End of Week Links and Thoughts « Brad Lomenick — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 01:11:35 +0000

[...] Hilarious post from Tyler Stanton on his blog regarding some up to date tips on flying. Love [...]

By: Shawn York

Shawn York — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 04:32:34 +0000

Here are a few I live by:
1. Exit row is the poor man's first class.
2. When asked if I am comfortable assisting in the event of an emergency, I choose one of two responses: A) Yep, first one out! B) Yeah, I've done it before.
3. I enjoy telling the flight attendant "The captain's a real nice guy, I bought him a drink at the bar back in Dallas.. Class act all the way".

By: Kate

Kate — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 16:41:39 +0000

Few panic attacks rival the one I endure as I board the plane, enter the main aisle and begin the mental calculation of where my seat is located. And after many a plane flight, I've concluded that THE worst seat on the plane resides directly in front of the rear bathroom.

Of course the obvious reasons. (Never mind that I've flown cross-country and received nothing more than an off-brand Mint Milano. No, this 40 minute trip from Charlotte to DC will include – surprise! – a complimentary breakfast burrito. And yours truly is suddenly the unwilling wingman into every passengers' worst g.i. nightmare.)

What could make it worse? Your seat doesn't recline. At all. Undoubtedly the passenger directly in front of you wishes to take a quick nap, thus reclining his/her head into your lap. The only other time this position is socially acceptable is when the hygienist cleans your teeth.

By: Tyler Tarver

Tyler Tarver — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 06:00:56 +0000

Dude, thanks.

Megatron cool of you.

By: Tyler Stanton

Tyler Stanton — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 20:27:04 +0000

that's freaking hilarious.
went to your blog…really funny stuff.

……………….
tyler stanton

By: Tyler Tarver

Tyler Tarver — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 17:29:32 +0000

Everyone's famous on the plane: Everyone knows rich people can't drive, hence taxis, so they have to fly. If you're black you're Will Smith, if you're white you're Ryan Gosling. Wear sunglasses and you're more verified than a blue check on twitter.

Everyone's a serial killer off the plane: You ever seen Taken and/or any other plane movie? Never hang out with someone you met on a plane. A) They're travelling light B) They've got a quick getaway. Thanks Dexter.

By: David

David — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 17:12:51 +0000

I'm pretty sure every half opened can of soda belongs to the flight attendant as well. don't you dare ask to keep the can that she poured a third of coke out of – she' land the plane right then and there and kick you off.

there is no worse seat than the ones directly in front or behind the exit row. if you're in front – your seat does not recline (not that it would help – but it's the little things when you're headed for a crash landing on the magical island).

if you're behind the exit row – you have even less leg room than all the other seats on the plane. so when half bladder needs to scoot by you – he's definitely going to sit in your lap on the way out.

By: Tim

Tim — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:51:33 +0000

Apparently, it's perfectly ok to drink tomato juice on an airplane. You never go to a friend's house and say "Yes… I'll take some tomato juice!." But on a plane, it seems like everyone gets it.