Photographs

August 23rd, 2010 - Uncategorized - 8 Comments »

I’ve never seen the last one as a legitimate option before. I just hope I’m never in a situation where I need to dry my hair in a downtown Atlanta Chevron.
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Reminder: Every pet I’ve been around is OK licking his own crotch.
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Just your run-of-the-mill ultrasound training session at Starbucks.
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The bookshelf at the Dollar Store. It’s just a matter of time before Everyday Absurdities ends up there.
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This is my most recent audition. Seriously. When I can’t make it down to the agency, this is how it goes down. I wonder if this is why I never land any roles.
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Dear Apple: How does “née” rank ahead of “new” in your predictive text? And while we’re at it, I’ve never, ever intended to write “tome”.
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A behind-the-scenes shot of a video that Tripp and I will be releasing very soon…maybe even this week.
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http://oneightytampa.com Jerry White

What I also want to know about the hand dryer is why the square bullet points are filled in for everything but the hair. Were the engineers and designers in a meeting and decided that for optimal results they better not fill in that last square, lest someone be a legitimate step-by-step person and discover that they had not been properly cleansing after their gas station bathroom experience, thus requiring additional visits with their therapist? "For the last time Frank, I say we keep that last square not filled in! All in favor, say "Aye"!

Observer Girl

And who was the designer who thought the instructions would look better on a faux-wood background?

http://www.kevinkeigley.com Kevin Keigley

Wow.
So many jewels here.
1. I can't believe you have never seen an option to dry your hair in a Chevron bathroom. Maybe you can't recall, because you are used to these instructions commonly found on those machines:
- Push butt
- Rub hands lightly under arm
You had to have seen those
2. I can only imagine what wisdom that hairy dude is imparting whilst making that gesture with his hands at the ultrasound training session at Starbucks
3. The book Knife of Dreams by famed author, Robert Jordan, is gold. Why is it only a dollar? It's about a kid that dreams about this knife and then at the end — (spoiler alert) he marries a unicorn
4. That's it

Sincerely,
Kevin
Josh

I seriously want to read Knife of Dreams now….thanks Kevin!
Jenni

I know I've already said this before, but I LOVE the photographs posts. You have amazing caption writing ability, and how do you find the ridiculous stuff you take pictures of? Hilarious!
T-Row

Really? Pet Gellato?

And the iPhone predictive texts… i catch myself laughing and shaking my head at times when certain things pop up and others dont.. i actually paused to write a text and spelled "ans" and it did not change it to "and". But the "nee" is funny stuff.. about as funny as the first time i saw this- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F_G2zp-opg

Ur a genius
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Oneaustin

On Apple predictive text: nothing makes you distrust your iPhone like asking your mother if she ran into any “cowpekers” at a party…
Last I checked, “coworker” is a legitimate word.
(Seriously Steve, why is cowpeker even an option?)