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October 5th, 2010 - Uncategorized - 15 Comments »

Turns out that inside a Starbucks is the only place this card matters. I tried paying for dinner with it the other night (assuming that all my meals would now be free to a person of my importance), but the waitress politely refused.
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After begging my wife for months now to join the cult, she finally caved. I’m going to start over and read them with her, and then when we go on dates we can talk about Slytherins and Muggles and Mad-Eye Moody all night. It’s going to be amazing.
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I died a little inside when I saw this. It’s not a real pack of Topps unless you have to blow the gum dust off the top card.
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As promised, here’s a photo of the guy who was nursing a cigar at 9am yesterday. Just drinking coffee and sucking on the end of a stogie.
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If you ever catch me purchasing $15 worth of Facebook credits, punch me in the kidney when I’m not looking.
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Something tells me you don’t.
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Bryan and Erica are coming in about 6 hours. There’s not much time left to sabotage his business cards (100 of them). What should I do?
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That picture of a squirrel isn’t really helping your case.

http://guidetowomen.wordpress.com/ Sharideth Smith

put honey or syrup on a q-tip and dot one corner of each card so that they stick together every time he tries to hand one out.
nate

i saw that game ranch sign the other day- it cracks me up. couldn't you apply that slogan to anything you wanted? "tylerstanton.com- like a blog, only better" or "comments by nate, like your comments, only better"
http://www.pofgblog.com joerob577

I had a great-uncle who always chewed on cigars… Not sure if he'd start on one at 9 AM, but I know he'd have one going by lunchtime most days.

Also, I didn't know they still made baseball cards… I had the entire 1992 Donruss set, but I sorta lost interest after our house flooded and they all got destroyed.
Kyle

Spread them around the backyard. Or put them on the roof.
http://ilovemrpibb.blogspot.com Greta

Excellet picture post.
The stogie guy made me shiver/gag a little. Just when you thought coffee breath couldn't get worse, he went and laid cigar breath on top of it.
Spell out something in the driveway with the business cards, like… "We have a baby monitor hidden in your room…" You'll know a little part of them will wonder the whole time they're there.
http://www.twitter.com/Auntymelly007 Melanie E

You should draw a tutu around Bryan's waist on his Michael Jordan cards. That would really impress people
dustinuga

Have you ever been to Yellow River game ranch? Kids love it. Where else can you feed a deer a carrot and have squirrels run up to your hands. Love it.

Tyler Stanton

Yeah man. Went last weekend. Saturday afternoon is the worst possible time to go, just in case you're planning a trip anytime soon.__________tyler stanton

BeckyChilds

My terribly immature inner 2nd grader wants the text to be changed to "Saving the internet. One Poop at a Time."
caitlin

Don't hate on the yellow river game ranch. You should check it out. It's like a zoo/petting zoo combo. Little kids (and their parents) love it. And they have an enclosed area full of bunnies. Bunnies.
http://ilovemrpibb.blogspot.com Greta

Yea Tyler, don't hate on the Game Ranch. It's magical. And I hear they have more than just that one squirrel.
Kate

the Philosopher's Stone? Somebody special-ordered his copy from the UK…
yousaidso

i was going to suggest just pooping on the cards. take care of that.
And as a true southern lady, i see nothing wrong with a morning cigar. if i could, i would smoke one on the drive into work.
lastly (and most importantly) i just started reading Harry Potter last month. I'm on book 4, and have a conference in May down in Orlando. Already planning on taking an extra day off to go to the park.
Mom

Amy is a great wife!!
http://www.heathersviewfromtheshoe.blogspot.com Heather

That picture of the squirrel totally did it for me. I am loading up the kids right now!