Photographs
December 2nd, 2010 - Photographs - 20 Comments »
This is how Dad makes lunch when Mom is at work: Grilled cheese, squash, and popcorn. Dessert? Sugar cubes and gum.

At a recent QuikTrip stop, I asked my friend Kevin to get me a small Mountain Dew. This is what he brought me, thus confirming the theory that good comedy is sometimes worth $4.85.

The occupancy equivalent of a 12 mph speed limit sign.

Setting up your computer by the window so you can keep an eye out for the FedEx truck has the supernatural ability to delay its arrival by 1.5 days. Also, it's kind of sad.

Life-changer.

My 3-year-old's drawing of Tripp, torso to scale.

Suckers.

Naturally, my nose waited until this hole to start bleeding.

Apparently, "push" just lost top its top ranking to an unranked opponent.











