What the Photographer Said

February 7th, 2011 - Uncategorized - 5 Comments »

Today’s guest post is over at the blog of Mr. David T. Robbins. David T. has some of the most original and unique humor I’ve come across, so make sure you explore the depths of his blog while you’re over there. You won’t be disappointed.

My post explores what I imagine the conversation was like between the Photographer and Justin Bieber right before this picture was taken:

If you imagined it happening in a different way, let us know in the comments.

Also, if there’s another album cover you’d like to see explained, let me know that too.

And speaking of comments, David T. and I have made a pact in regards to this guest post: If it can generate more than 120 comments, he’ll interview me for his Gettin’ to Know You series.* My fate is in your hands. Go leave a comment!

*Note: The pact also states that he’ll interview me if there are less than 120 comments. Admittedly, the pact was made in haste.

http://www.pofgblog.com Joseph

I posted this over at David T.'s blog, but I figured I'd post it here, too.

Photographer: Okay, Justin, we’re doing really good. Let me reload, and we’ll finish up this set.
Justin: Dude, I have to pee.
Photographer: Can you hold it? I’d like to get through this next 400 exposures.
Justin: Seriously man, I have to go.
Photographer: Justin, this is ver-
Justin: You don’t call me Justin! You are supposed to call me Mr. Bieber, J Cool, or Biebmaster Sweets! Only my moms calls me Jus-
Photographer: Oh, dear…
Justin: Aw, man! I told you I had to pee!
Photographer: Uhh… Well… Just… Lean forward some to get your face more into the foreground, and we’ll make this one black and white so you won’t be able to see your, um… Accident…
Justin: Whatever dude, I hate you, and after I tell my friend Usher about this, you’ll never work in the music biz again.
*Photographer snaps the photo*
Photographer: That’s cool, JUSTIN, ’cause I don’t work in the music biz. I’m a photographer.
Justin: Dang… You really pulled one over on me, bro. I respect that. Much love!
yousaidso

nice.

i have a feeling this happened

Justin: ok, where do you want me?
Photographer: Sorry little girl, this is a closed set… HAS ANYONE SEEN JUSTIN?

zing.
http://robshep.com Rob Shepherd

I'd love to see your thoughts on ManOwar's Anthology album cover. Explain this.
http://awesomeyouthministry.wordpress.com Mike

Photographer: Someone said something mean about your momma
Justin: What did they say?
Photographer: Your momma looks like your dad
Chris

Gettin to know you.. My favorite show since the Fraggle Rock!