My diagonal two/peace doesn’t seem as believable as the Rev’s.
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My boys found some of my old toys in the attic the other day. First one to name all of them correctly wins a [TBD].
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They also found my old Legos. This is a great day in the life of a dad.
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Man, that sure is a lot of books left over at the end of a conference. Sucks for that author.
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I don’t like change. Just bought a new pair of the same shoes I’ve been wearing everyday for two years.
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Seems impossible to be off by this much.
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In case you were wondering what the inside of the Apple Store looked like the day the iPad 2 came out.
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Got to meet Dave last week at the mecca of financial peace. I also confessed to this, to which he replied, “That was you? Man, I thought the slaps would never stop.”