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Ask Me Anything

September 6th, 2011 - Uncategorized - 47 Comments »

This is my 600th blog post, and in honor of that, I want to do something a little different today. I’m constantly asking you guys questions around here, but today I want you to do the asking. Ask me anything.

What do you want to know? It can be serious, trivial, complicated, ridiculous…whatever. I’ll answer each and every one of them.*

Here are a few random ideas to get the juices flowing:

+ What is your Myers-Briggs personality type?
+ Who is the last television character you’d ever want to have dinner with?
+ What was your most valuable baseball card growing up?
+ What was your degree in college?
+ Which blogs are in your must-read folder in Google Reader?
+ What is your biggest insecurity as a parent?
+ How did you meet your wife?
+ Why do you have that stupid picture of yourself in your blog header?

Got it? I’ll compile all the questions and answer them in a post (or two).

Your turn. Ask me anything. ANYTHING.

*Unless it will embarrass my wife.

  • http://twitter.com/CalebMcNary @CalebMcNary

    What was one comedy bit that you thought was hilarious, but completely bombed?

  • http://www.mustardseedyear.com Jason

    A train leaves Boise at 7pm heading east at 40 mph. 500 miles to the west, a train leaves toward Boise at 53.25 mph. At the point the two trains meet, how much will the eastbound people laugh at the people going to Boise?

  • Ben

    What kind of car do you drive? What is your funniest driving story (road-trip, wreck, random breakdown, etc.)

  • ragamuffinway

    What little tricks, or habits do you have to get your creative juices flowing? Does you brilliance come while you're on the pot(toilet)? Or, maybe in the dead of night while you're asleep? Or do you have little things that help you be creative?

  • http://abluesicanwhistle.blogspot.com Tim

    If you had a boat, what would you name it?

  • http://twitter.com/mathdcarter @mathdcarter

    If Catalyst asked you guys to resign from being the crazy announcement guys and seriously consider speaking about leadership, what would you do?

  • http://www.davepettengill.net DavePettengill

    What is your favorite 80's movie?

  • joeyespinosa

    Two part question:
    1) Do you have any big social media goals (# followers, friends, tweets, etc)?
    2) Are these big goals intended to cover up any (ahem) short-comings you may have?

  • glennjoos

    did you really believe that shirt matched those pants?

  • http://twitter.com/rodneyeason @rodneyeason

    3 questions
    - When is Tony Horton going to speak at Catalyst?
    - Did you (do you) ever regret going out on your own?
    - Will the Braves ever be better than the Phillies?

  • @jamsprot

    Why did you let deaton dye his hair yellow in london….was there really an internal bet with the group that he wouldn’t do it?

  • chrystalmurphy

    How many days till your marathon and will you continue running after its over?

  • http://twitter.com/double3 Eric

    Why do you consider @double3 the best person to follow on Twitter?

  • http://www.knoxmccoy.com Knox McCoy

    If you had to continue your life as one fast-food restaurant mascot, who would it be?

    What's the next big project you are working on?

  • http://180tampa.com Jerry White

    Knowing what and who you know now…..If you were about to graduate High School, interested in photo & videography, would you intern somewhere first or follow the traditional college path or both?

  • http://onthewrongcoast.blogspot.com Misty

    I will steal your question because it made me curious: What IS in your must read folder in Google Reader?

  • Jared

    When I was picking up pieces of popcorn off the carpeted floor & rearranging 100 chairs back to their appropriate position by myself after a Wyldlife movie event, did you intentionally ignore my phone calls, knowing that I would ask you to come help me?

  • http://guidetowomen.wordpress.com/ Sharideth Smith

    what's the one story you wouldn't want Tripp to tell us about you?

  • http://dustn.tv Dustin W. Stout

    If you could choose one major movie role to be cast in (from the last 5 years) which role would it have been?

  • Josh

    If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

  • http://www.borderlinefunny.com evdaddy

    on a scale of 1-10, with 6 being the highest, what rating would you give to your ability to complete P90X with me?

  • http://boynamedtracy.com aboynamedtracy

    Are you in that Miller Lite "sunglasses" commercial?

  • http://twitter.com/oshgoshbajosh @oshgoshbajosh

    If you got to hang out with Jesus in the flesh for 5 minutes, what one joke or story would you tell him?

  • Ben

    Why does it burn when I pee?

  • Maryann

    What is one thing you wish you could tell youth pastors? Enlighten me.

  • Maryann

    What is one thing you wish you could tell youth pastors? Enlighten me.

  • http://twitter.com/beniven @beniven

    Why didn't you ever do the office etiquette followup to the High Five Etiquette video??

  • Dew

    How in the world do you make a living doing what you are doing? Seriously…do you get paid to write or do comedy sketches etc. What are your revenue streams from largest to smallest??

  • Mom

    What are some of your best and worst childhood memories? Remember, this is your mom asking, not a therapist!

  • http://clintmillercreative.com clintm

    What song do you love to sing along with in the car by yourself that you would prefer nobody ever knew about? Sorry, now everyone will know.

  • http://clintmillercreative.com clintm

    Also, when can we expect more (consistent) videos from you and Tripp?

  • Tony

    What is the name of the best intramural flag football team you ever played on?

  • http://abluesicanwhistle.blogspot.com Tim

    What is your first memory?

    What is a film, tv show, or book that changed your life (or one of each if you're feeling lucky)?

    What is the best concert you've ever attended?

  • http://thomasmarkzuniga.com TMZ

    Navy blue or royal blue?
    Burgundy or magenta?
    Jade or chartreuse?

  • http://thegboat.net/ The Joseph Craven

    Can I bum like 20 bucks?

  • Rebekah

    Why does clicking the linked ANYTHING in the post take me to a 404 page?
    How did you meet your wife?
    Was she on medication at the time?
    Does she think you're funny? Do your kids?
    Will you make one of those time lapsed videos of your day? I think that would be an interesting experience for us all.

  • Tyler

    If you had then career of any fictional holiday character, who and why?

    Also, if you we the drummer for any band, which one?

  • Andrea

    If you could be on any tv show which would it be? And describe your character.

  • http://Talktoryan.com Ryan

    We need to establish a documented and official distance / separation point for holding the door open for the person behind you. Categories may be necessary (I.e., Children, Women, Men, Delivery Guys, Delivery Guys with Hand Trucks, Delivery Guys Carrying Heavy Things, etc.). Is this something you can devote a large percentage of your remaining life span to? Will you need to involve Tripp?

  • http://evanforester.com Evan

    Could you explain LOST to me?

  • Brittany

    did adam & eve have belly buttons??

  • http://www.adaupdates.blogspot.com Scott Moore

    Did you know that your Future Tyler picture at the bottom of the page looks like Mr. Spacely from the Jetsons?

  • http://www.adaupdates.blogspot.com Scott Moore

    Oh, I have another question that is more important than the Mr Spacely one, so this is like when you used to call a "do over" in backyard pitch up smear. Can I be in a video with you and Tripp? It doesnt have to be a speaking role.

  • thetop7

    What are the Top 7 things that you have not done yet, but wish to do?

  • joe and miriam

    Why don't football referees upgrade to better microphones with all this new technology?

  • Jeff

    If you had no morals, and you could do anything, with no consequences. What is the first criminal act you would commit? I'll go ahead and say I would plan and attempt to steal some really highly valued item (like a painting or something).

  • http://www.torconbooks.com tor constantino

    How did you and Tripp meet – eHarmony or match.com?
    If you could eat only one thing the rest of your life, what would it be?