More Trivial Things I’m Thankful For

November 22nd, 2011 - Uncategorized - 27 Comments »

In keeping with tradition, I want to take a second this Thanksgiving week to reflect on the many trivial things in life that I’m thankful for. Of course, there are other things that really matter, but those don’t have a place on this site. Triviality reigns supreme here. So, without further ado…

Cassette adapter for iPod – The best option when you drive a car made in the 90s.

Big ketchup packets at Chick-fil-A – Dear every restaurant ever, please take note.

Instagram filters – Makes terrible photographers like myself a notch less terrible. (Let’s not overdo it though – you know who you are)

Explosions in the Sky – Best work music, period.

Starbucks iPhone app – Holding up my new iPhone to pay for a cup of gourmet coffee may be the most pretentious thing I do in life, but I love it.

Sam Adams – I think there’s a rule that once you visit their brewery, this has to be your favorite beer for at least a year.

Parenthood – The life role and, of course, the TV show.

Magazine subscriptions – Entertainment Weekly, MacLife, Fast Company and Mens Health. Just opening my mailbox and seeing a one in there is worth at least 80% of the subscription price.

Having a back cover – After more than a year of “For more, please visit tylerstanton.com” gracing my book’s back cover, it’s nice to finally be a step closer to legitimacy.

Twitter lists

ATM deposits – Avoiding bank counter small talk? Yes, please.

Keurig – Thanks for helping me justify that 2pm (and 2:30pm) impulse cup of coffee.

Mendmark shirts – Best-fitting shirts I own. Doesn’t hurt that they look awesome.

Knox McCoy’s Bachelorette posts – My vote for best Tuesday series on the Internet.

Trivento Reserve Malbec – Our current favorite wine.

9-Hole Option – When you suck at golf, 18 holes is too many.

Readers – I know, you’re not a trivial person. You’re just trivial enough to come to this site. And for that, I’m thankful.

What about you? What trivial things are you thankful for?

Oh, and I’ll be taking the rest of the week off from blogging. See you next week.

Previous lists: 20102009

  • http://www.badlydrawnbible.com Jared

    My Top Gun t-shirt.
    "David after dentist" video.
    The NFL.
    Banana Runts.
    iPhone games.

    • Tyler Stanton

      banana runts?!?

      • http://www.badlydrawnbible.com Jared

        You didn't finish your sentence. You meant to say "Banana Runts?!? Those are the best ones! High five!"

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevinrhaggerty Kevin Haggerty

    Bro. Big ketchup packets are crucial! I'm a major ketchup fiend, to the extent that it embarrasses anyone I eat with. I'm no less of one now, but I sound less insane when I ask for four packets as opposed to eight. It's a problem. I'm aware. I can quit any time I want.

  • http://twitter.com/JasonRWarren @JasonRWarren

    "Everyday Absurdities" by Tyler Stanton – Excellent bathroom reading
    TylerStanton.com – See above
    Miniature Candy bars – Because eating 12 really feels like eating less than a regular size
    Workout Videos – When going to the gym is just too embarrassing

  • clintm

    -Taking my socks off after a long day of work
    -Waking up and thinking I have to go to work soon, only to realize it's still 2am.
    -When someone brings in chips and salsa instead of birthday cake
    -When I think that I've already eaten both Pop-Tarts in the wrapper, but then realizing I ate the first one really slowly and I still have another one in there
    -The Weekly Six

  • http://samdavidson.net Sam Davidson

    Add to your subscription list: Wired, Garden and Gun, and Inc.

    I really enjoy my Roku. Especially the tiny remote.

    • Tyler Stanton

      ah yes, the tiny remote. love that thing.

  • allisonlh

    Post-it notes and fleece pants. Both play a major part in preserving my sanity.

  • http://oprah.com Tyler

    For half a second there I thought you were talking about Sam Adams the rapper. I found out about him a few weeks ago and he is on my Pandora like herpes.

    PS out of curiosity what do you label your secret list? mine is Dancers.

  • http://missionallendale.wordpress.com/ Joey Espinosa

    Click pens. No more keeping up with pen caps.

    • Tyler Stanton

      Bic Atlantis – the best.

  • http://sightregained.com Louis Tullo

    Parenthood – I love that show!!! Which character are you most like? I'm an Adam. :)

    • Tyler Stanton

      Just discussing that with my wife last night. I think we landed on an Adam/Joel combo.

  • http://thomasmarkzuniga.com TMZ

    While you're on the pseudo-subject of Chick-fil-A, their sauce and waffle fries and EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT HEAVENLY REALM easily make my list. Also, pink Starburst, egg nog, an open outlet at Panera/Starbucks, and a showerhead with actual pressure.

  • http://robshep.com rob shepherd

    The Honey Badger video on Youtube. I don't know how I missed this but it's amazing.
    The fact that DVD's can play in Blu Ray players. It took me years to replace my VHS collection.
    Words With Friends.
    The Walking Dead. I have seen you tweet about your none love of zombies, but you need to do me a solid and watch season 1. 6 episodes. By the end of the first episode you will thank me.

    • Tyler Stanton

      Fine, Shepherd. I'll do it. For you.

      • http://robshep.com rob shepherd

        YES! Let me know what you think.

      • clintm

        I'm curious to see what you will think too. Blog post? Great show

  • http://lightinhereyes.wordpress.com Kristen

    Cassette adapter!! I would be lost without this advanced technology for my '95 Taurus. & Knox's Bachelorette posts too.

    Also:
    Protein bars that don't taste like chalk/cardboard.
    Rain-boots
    Lonely Island

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1553906570 Karen Moret Harrison

    Sheldon Cooper & Amy Farrah Fowler
    Iced Tea w/ Sweet N Low
    Christmas ornaments shaped like cardinals
    Walking Dead (do Rob S a solid and watch this show)
    Pinterest

  • http://www.jmlalonde.com Joe Lalonde

    Those ketchup packets at Chick-Fil-A are awesome. My wife and I had never seen them before. We snagged a couple to bring home after we made the stop during Catalyst.

  • Bryan

    Thankful for huge rakes that allow me to clear my leaves in no time at all

    • Tyler Stanton

      I think I bought the widest rake available at Lowe's and it still takes me 7 hours to rake.

      It should be noted that I've never actually raked for 7 hours. I quit when I've raked half of my yard into piles "so my boys can play in them".

  • Sarah

    I saw those big ketchup packets at the GROCERY STORE the other day. I thought they were awesome at CFA, naturally, but selling them in bulk at the grocery store seems ridiculous.

    And I'm thankful that the grocery store by my school sells cherry slices (the candy) for 50 cents a bag. My unborn child LOVES those things.

  • aimee

    Eos Lemondrop lip balm
    Fabric softener
    Simply Jif PB
    good hair days

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