Everyday Absurdities

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Take a look at why this glorified pamphlet is being called “the most versatile book in the history of mankind.” Even though it costs 11.9¢ per page, people are already saying it’s per-page worth is at least 17¢.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Why should I buy this book? I mean, can’t I just read all of this stuff on your blog for free?
Sure, but have you ever tried to take a blog down to the beach with you, or to the toilet for an extended number two? Not to mention the fact that staring at a computer screen for an extended period of time causes kidney failure. You know what? Just do what you want. They’re your kidneys.

We’re friends. You’ll probably just give me a copy for free, right?
Wrong. If I did that, I wouldn’t be able to afford DVR. This is not an option in my life.

Rumor has it, there are a few typos in there. Was that on purpose?
Whether or not it was on purpose is not important right now. What is important is this – First person to email me and let me know they found a typo (for each typo) will win a gift basket that consists of whiteout, a black Bic Atlantis pen, my sincerest apologies, and another copy of my book autographed by Tripp Crosby.

How much does your book weigh?
Um, I don’t know…roughly the same amount as a remote control?

Last question, where do I click to buy?

WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING

“Everyday Absurdities is at least twice as funny as 60 Minutes.” – Mike Foster, co-founder of People of the Second Chance

“People are already calling Tyler Stanton’s new book ‘Prayer of Jabez, but funnier.’ Buy it today!” – Tripp Crosby, third funniest member of trippandtyler.com

“Nobody guilts someone into manufacturing a book blurb like Tyler Stanton.” – Bryan Allain, humorist and author of bryanallain.com

“ ” – Some mime

“Without a doubt, Tyler is in the top 300 funniest people I know.” – Ben Arment, author and founder of Story and Whiteboard Sessions

“Tripp is hilarious and Tyler does a great job being unfunny so that Tripp’s funniness is amplified.” – Jon Acuff, author of Stuff Christians Like

“This book is a great size.” – Brad Lomenick, director of Catalyst conferences

“The best book I’ve ever written!” – Tyler Stanton, author and humanitarian

HOW CAN YOU HELP PROMOTE IT?

1. You can tell someone about it
2. You can buy one for a friend
3. You can write a review of it on Amazon.com
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