Book Page and Promo Video

March 4th, 2010 - Uncategorized - 6 Comments »

I’ve been hard at work getting my book page ready to go for the big launch on Monday. Click here to see it. I’d love to hear your thoughts – what’s missing, what’s good, what you’d change, etc.

And here’s a promo video featuring the book’s impressive versatility.

In case you’re wondering, the amazing voiceover was the work of my good friend and beekeeper, Kevin J. Keigley.
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Our Video with Jerome Bettis

March 2nd, 2010 - Videos - 3 Comments »

NOTE: Only 6 days until the release of my new book, Everyday Absurdities: Insights from the World’s Most Trivial Man.
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A couple weeks ago, Tripp and I got a chance to play backyard football with Jerome Bettis (aka The Bus) for an afternoon. Here’s what happened.

Speaking of Tripp, if you missed 5 Questions You’ve Never Been Asked with him this past Saturday, click here to watch it.

And if you haven’t watched yesterday’s video Things You Can’t Do When You’re Not a Dog, scroll down or click here to watch.
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Things You Can’t Do When You’re Not…

March 1st, 2010 - Videos - 21 Comments »

Here’s the long-awaited sequel to our video Things You Can’t Do When You’re Not in a Pool. If you like it, please share it with the Internet.

Thoughts?
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5 Questions You’ve Never Been Asked: E2

February 27th, 2010 - 5 Questions - 16 Comments »

This week, Tripp Crosby joins me for 5 Questions. After you watch, be sure to answer the ever-so-important question under the video.

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Oh, and keep submitting questions as you think of them. So far they’ve been amazing.
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The Weekly Six – 2.26.10

February 26th, 2010 - Weekly Six - 5 Comments »

Be sure to check back tomorrow for the second (and improved) installment of 5 Questions You’ve Never Been Asked. This week’s guest: Tripp Crosby.

1. Favorite Video – Autotune the News 10

2. Favorite Office Moment – Andy and Erin’s Sabre Song


Dunder-Mifflin is a part of Sabre SONG sound bite

3. Favorite Absurd Talent – Thriller Hands

4. Favorite IdeaPickle vs. Nickelback

5. Favorite Short Film – Sign Language

6. Favorite Product – Winkers (thanks @ksmoot)


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Dirtiest Places on the Planet

February 24th, 2010 - Uncategorized - 25 Comments »

The title of this post may have conjured up thoughts of landfills or septic tanks, but I’m here to set the record straight. The real dirtiest places on the planet are where you’d least expect them.

My Jean Thighs
I don’t think I’ve used a napkin since sometime back in the late 80s. Why would I? I mean, I’m already wearing two huge denim napkins everywhere I go. Convenient? Yes. But the fact that I won’t even sit down now due to the overpowering stench of my jeans is a bit of an inconvenience.

Under My Driver’s Seat
There might as well be tube connecting the inside of my nose to the underside of my driver’s seat. When I don’t have the time or energy for the pick-and-roll window fling (which is about 88% of the time), the only remaining option is stick him down there with the rest of his family and friends. Reuniting them makes me feel so warm inside.

My College Dorm Toilet Rim
Last time I checked, nothing that comes out of my body has ever been neon orange. How, then, did this glowing ring form around the toilet rim? We never tried washing it because it became a science experiment of sorts. We were simply waiting to see what mind-boggling color was next in line. Magenta? Midnight blue?

My Mouth in the Morning
We currently don’t have next-door neighbors on either side. We were told that one was a foreclosure and the other was a whole-house drug raid, but I’m not so sure. I have a sneaking suspicion that my morning breath penetrated the walls of their home and forced them into the streets.

Behind My Childhood Couch
If I’ve done my math correctly, during the 13 years I lived in that house, I threw enough fingernails between the couch and the wall to fill sixteen Hefty bags. I’ve yet to find a spot like that where I currently reside, but when I do, my house will finally be a home.

Now that I’ve made you throw up in your mouth, it’s your turn. What, in your opinion, is the dirtiest place on the planet?
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